Prelude to the Smack
Before the November ‘06 election, I had this to say about Teflon Tim Pawlenty.
He’s back to ask your forgiveness. Like the abusive spouse who has reformed, Tim is all smiling softness in his “Positve Ideas” ad, telling you how much he has done for us and how he’ll make it all better. Then he reminds us how much he loves us.
But let him stay, and the abuse will return.
Guess what folks.
Those soft focus ads have been stripped from the Internet. In their place, Pawlenty’s campaign committee is running radio ads lying about the DFL tax proposals in the Legislature.
Timmy has new sideburns too. A little Joe Mauer can’t hurt I guess.
So you let him back in the door. Now comes the payback.
Listen, you wench. You’re spending too much of my goddamn money on frivolous shit. And you just worked that jiggle off your fat ass, and now you’re back at the table eating dessert!
I’m going be big, baby! I’m in demand. I need you looking good for me. So push yourself away from the table.
I′m good for you baby. If you can’t controls yourself, I’ll just have to do it for you. Just you trust me. Now give daddy a kiss.
Yuck.
–Loosestrife
Original post by Loosestrife